Jessie Dickson (TikTok: @sacramentofoodforest) took a trip to the currently-overflowing Sacramento dam after the region received three straight days of rain. He discovered some neat little succulent plants growing on the side of a bluff and immediately started gassing them up. As evidenced by the hardcore stonecrop love he shows in this viral TikTok, the botanist is supremely enthused by Canyon Dudleya. Maybe a little too enthused.

“These plants are f***in’ gang. If these plants go extinct because of poaching, tell me what else is gonna do this,” he asserts, referring to the Dudleya’s ability to prevent soil erosion. “Nothing is more gang than a plant that holds a wall together.”

“F*** Ice Plant bro. Ice Plant doesn’t fight erosion,” he adds. On gang, f*** Ice Plant. All my homies hate Ice Plant. Canyon Dudleya for life.